And Villains are we indeed. We declare war on the State and on Religion and on all forms of Totalitarianism. We declare war on Ignorance, fear, and hate. We declare war on war. Ours is a righteous war, it is driven by a fury fueled with an intense love of everything. We are warriors who fight with love, we are destroyers who rage with the power of creation. We are the great trickster Gods of legend. We are Monkey and Coyote. We are CROW.
Our hordes pour forth from our volcano fortresses and our undersea bases. Our battle android troopers strafe the fields with their laser beam assault rifles and our covert double agents infiltrate the corridors of governments secure facilities. Our black blocs march in the streets and our megalithic giant robot monsters level whole cities. Our ultraviolet tentacles are everywhere. We are intangible, we are an idea personified. We are indestructible and we are legion. We rise up from the shadows and blot out the sun like a congress of rooks.
We Villains are not looking to join the damned Revolution. The Revolution is dead. The Revolution has long since been exploited by the corporate state and is now used to sell soda pop and sneakers. The Revolution, as the very name reveals, is a circular and repetitive motion of failure. We Villains have moved beyond the notion of Revolution, we want real change. We want to turn the world on its head. We shall burrow deep into the center of the Earth and flip the very magnetic poles themselves! We shall knock the Moon out of orbit! We shall bring down a hail of meteorites! We shall melt the polar icecaps! We shall take aim with our deathrays and obliterate all the great cities of the world! We shall rewrite the history books in our name! We shall do all of this and none of them. But those who fear us because we can will say that we will and try to stop us. That is how you know we are right.
For the time being society may label us as evil, but that is only today. While others cringe in fear of us we are hard at work in our castle laboratories fashioning the new tomorrow today. The DOOMED live for tomorrow because tomorrow is the End of The World. To the victor go the spoils, but also the right to write the history books. The Catholic Church burned Giordano Bruno at the stake for his heresies but we now know that he was right. Who else did society silence for telling the truth?
We shall no longer be silenced. The Beginning is over. The End must now begin. And in the pursuit of the End we have found the power to forge a new Beginning within it. We have found the power of our own wills through the pursuit of this End. We are the Omega personified, we know this to be true. And because we are the Omega, we know that within us we contain the seed of the Alpha. The power to create lies within the power to destroy. It is how you choose to wield this power that you are defined by it. Time to choose.
So are we Villains? We are Legion! We are the DOOMED!