I received an interesting phone call the other day. The caller ID read simply "∞". I answered the call and the voice on the other end of the line professed to be ZAO, the Ultimate Consciousness of All Existence. The voice of ZAO greeted me warmly and then went on to inform me that I had been selected to be the Official Representative of The KOSMOS here on Earth, that my mouth shall speak with ZAOs Word and that my hand shall act with ZAOs Will. As the Emissary of The KOSMOS here on Earth it was my duty to act in the interest of The Supreme Consciousness Of All Existence, so let it be done. Thus, now all that I do shall forever be justified, for it is the very Word and Will of The KOSMOS, the most supreme being in All Of Existence for it is Existence Incarnate. ZAO is All, and I was now ZAOs Avatar. Now everything that I was, everything that I did, was holy, for I was now an extension of Holiness Itself. I, like The KOSMOS Itself, was now infallible.
"Go now," bade ZAO, "And spread my word upon the Earth."
"But Oh Mighty ZAO, KOSMOS Incarnate," I said. "Others may not believe me. How will they know that I speak the Truth? How will others know that I truly am your Avatar?"
"Pick up pen, and lay it to paper," spoke the voice of The Kosmos. "And I shall guide your hand."
I did as I was bade, and my hand was guided in its course, and these are the words that I did write:
So it is written, so must it be done.
-The Master Of The Temple